A Parody of a Parody: “Eat Fingers” by “Borderline Stupid Alfie” Serbovich (Based off of “Weird Al” Yankovic’s “Eat It”, a parody of Michael Jackson’s “Beat It”)

How come you eat only food from Asia?
Don’t you know that this song will never rhyme?
Don’t you know that KFC’s slogan in China is
“Eat Fingers!” “Eat Fingers!” (burping noise)

Don’t want to debate on poorly-translated
Chinese to English in advertising
Cannibalism is all the rage, so they
“Eat Fingers!” It ain’t Finger-Lickin’ Good!

“Eat Fingers!” Fingers, Fingers, Fingers!
Grab yourself a combo meal and gorge it!

Kentucky Fried Chicken
Kentucky Finger Chicken
Kentucky Finger Cannibal
Kentucky Cannibals Suck!

“Eat Fingers!” “Eat Fingers!”
“Eat Fingers!” “Eat Fingers!” (TV static)

(chicken solo)

“Eat Fingers!” Fingers, Fingers, Fingers!
Grab yourself a combo meal and gorge it!

Kentucky Fried Chicken
Kentucky Finger Chicken
Kentucky Finger Cannibal
Kentucky Cannibals Suck!

“Eat Fingers!” “Eat Fingers!”
“Eat Fingers!” “Eat Fingers!” (TV static)

Personnel:

“Borderline Stupid Alfie” Serbovich-lead vocals, Fisher Price Baby Grand Piano
James Eastern-Oriental-electric Picasso guitar, sound effects
Sammy Hawk-upright 10 foot-tall electric octobass
Jack “Aruba” Heinz-the cheapest drumset in the world
Rick n’ Roll McDonald-chicken solo treated with oscillators that were soon fed into an old car radio

The Six Musical Degrees of Separation, Part 2: Triumvirat is Related to Michael Jackson

 

I’m not gonna lie; I’m a huge Michael Jackson fan! My all-time favorite song of his is “Billie Jean”, because it is an awesome, really catchy song. Right now, for the second edition of The Six Musical Degrees of Separation, I’m coming up with a link between Michael Jackson and Triumvirat, a progressive rock band that was the German clone of Emerson, Lake & Palmer, who were really big figures in the progressive rock movement. I remember I used to own a vinyl copy of Triumvirat’s 1975 album Spartacus, and it was a great album, by the way.

The relationship between Triumvirat and Michael Jackson is summed up in just two moves:

1. In 1980, Triumvirat released their final album, an era when progressive rock was dying out, entitled Russian Roulette. The album consists almost entirely of new wave and power pop. Much of the guitar work was provided by famed session guitarist Steve Lukather.
2. Steve Lukather played guitar on many tracks that were done by none other than Michael Jackson!

That was pretty simple, wasn’t it?