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Doctor Midnight-Crotch Rocket Extremities and​/​or Popular Culture Atrocities (2013)

Doctor Midnight

So, what if you get if you have two Elvis Presley-inspired guys from Alabama making music using two computers, a guitar, a piano, a marimba, an upright bass, and a baby? You would get this promising Bandcamp album by the duo Doctor Midnight!

Tracks:

“Baby Confounded by Infinite Number Combinations Hangs Up Infinitely”-Consists of a sound collage of electronic noises and some telephone samples. This reminds me of the stuff you hear on the first Negativland album from 1980.

“Bull Turns on Applause Sign at State of the Union Address”-Starts off in a scream-filled Gerogerigegege-style noise jam, but this time with a more rhythmic drumbeat. It also features altered voice samples and some electronic noises. Later, you hear some clapping along with some bull grunting. After some screeching feedback, the track ends with mechanical reverb effects,

“Half-Mast, Permanently”-This features a distorted drum machine rhythm with piercing electronic noises (but not very loud if you have a good volume level, at least). It also features some redneck voices talking about keeping a flag at half-mast.

“Gordholes”-This has some droning organ sounds (could be artificial, since no organs were credited on the album) with some soft bongo-like percussion and distorted redneck vocals that sounds like they were completely improvised. It later develops a hip-hop style drumbeat with wordless vocals, then back to the original theme, eventually cutting both themes into each other. You later hear weird synth horns, a droning synth flute and a real-sounding gong.

“With Any Luck I Won’t Turn Out Like My Father”-A looping collage of electronic sounds, chiming bells, percussion and organ.

“Chocodino”-Consisting of distorted redneck vocals, piano, and some white noise. It gradually gets more and more noisy to the point of almost becoming a power electronics song! Note that I’m not a fan of power electronics. It gradually becomes a piece with looping vocals and faint electronic sounds.

“Ain’t Sh*t on TV!”-A very short collage of static, Elvis Presley concert samples, and noisy jazz drums.

“Skinnin’ Catfish in A Japanese Airport”-This piece is an IDM-style tune full of buzzing, mechanical electronic noises, along with a looped, jazzy drum rhythm (could’ve been sampled) and faint voices.

“Now I’m a Bat!”-This is full of out-of-tune marimba, random mechanical noises (sampled, not synthesized). It then becomes a noise jazz piece full of electric buzzing and drums, before turning into a more electronic jam at the end.

“Contempt for Harmony, Part I”-This starts off with backwards piano samples that afterwards plays into a normal piano theme. This piano sounds all dark and ominous, and you hear some sacral chants in the background. Some mechanical electronic noises turns this track into a mix of both Autechre and modern classical music.

“Theme for Fingerprints for Vomit”-This features a hip-hop drum machine rhythm along with ominous bowed bass noises and a looped rock music sample. The drumbeat becomes an acoustic jazz rhythm after 14 seconds or so. You also hear a piano playing a rather light melody, along with an out-of-tune electric guitar jam.

“Abracapocus”-A collage of improvised redneck singing with a looped “ping” sample from the beginning of the Pink Floyd song “Echoes”, along with a more deep “ping” noise.

The Final Verdict: If you wish that Elvis was more of a redneck with a passion for experimental noise punk, then you’ll love this album by Doctor Midnight!

Here’s the Bandcamp link for the album: http://doctormidnight.bandcamp.com/

The Strange and Wacky Music of The Electric Grandfather

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The Electric Grandfather is an experimental electronic/electropop project founded by musician Ralph Pidibi. I first discovered them on SoundCloud, and to me, their music is a mixture of The Residents, digital sound collage music, noise rock, and electropop. I would describe their sound as experimental pop with nostalgic wackiness and camp styles.

I’m going to describe the project’s tracks I liked for my SoundCloud page, since the band didn’t release any actual albums.

“Clouds in My Eyes”-This is a noise rock piece featuring out-of-tune electric guitar backed by Chipmunk-style and baritone vocals. This is also augmented by some electronic effects.

“Yesterday is Scheduled Again for Tomorrow”-This features distorted voices, a marching band-style drumbeat, and electronic effects. The distorted voices for much of the track reminds me of the voice heard in the infamous Max Headroom broadcast signal hijack of 1987 (it happened only in Chicago).

“That Kid is Back on the Escalator!”-An array of pulsing electronic effects start the track, developing an EDM-style rhythm as white noise washes and random noises appear. Chipmunk voices begin to sing and talk, along with other random voices, eventually ending with reverb effects.

“The Future Sounds Like a Static Filled Balloon”-Electronic guitar sounds appear along with drums and a series of distorted voices. One part actually loops a bit. It ends with some reversed sounds.

“Ode to the Money Lenders”-This has a strange psychedelic fuzz jam with a distorted African-American-style voice. The guitar used has a Led Zeppelin tone to it.

“Slow Motion Freak-Out”-This has distorted slow-motion voices backed by what I think is a manipulated sample of the Residents’ track “The Mad Sawmill of Copenhagen, Germany”, from their 1971 demo tape The Warner Bros. Album.

“This is the Pit”-This has a looped rock music sample along with distorted Chipmunk voices, a slowed-down voice, and a distorted guitar solo.

“Everywhere You Look”-An experimental hip-hop piece with a looped drum machine rhythm and electronically-altered voice samples, along with some lead vocals.

“White. Hot. Burning.”-Driven by atmospheric guitar melodies and distorted voices.

“The Time has Come”-This has a folky acoustic guitar melody with warbly string effects and distressed lead vocals that almost sounds like that of Roger Waters. It also has other electronic noises in the mix.

“Don’t Forget Bob’s Pipe”-A hip-hop drum machine rhythm plays, along with electronic sounds and distorted singing. A buzzy synth also plays some distorted chords. It gets trippy in the outro.

“Walka Walka Walka”-This has a simple electropop melody backed by piano, distorted vocals and white noise. Normal-sounding group vocals also appear, but in a bit of a falsetto voice.

“Spacely Sprockets is Now Selling Cogswell’s Cogs”-Named after characters from The Jetsons cartoon from the ’60s, this has a desolate dance melody with distorted, rather gruff singing, and odd noises. Try to imagine Jandek experimenting with synthesizers and computers instead of his occasional bleak acoustic guitar and mysterious backing group.

“Huey, Lewey, Dewy and the News”-Named after Duck Tales characters (the characters’ names are misspelled for the title, maybe to avoid copyright infringement claims from Disney) and the pop giants Huey Lewis and the News, this piece has a funky dance beat with distorted, rather atmospheric vocals, distorted guitar, and electronic sounds. Compared to the other pieces mentioned, this is rather catchy and danceable.

“Gracefully Unties Knots”-This has a folky acoustic guitar melody backed by electronic effects and distorted Huckleberry Hound-style vocals.

“Baby! What’d You Do to Your Hair? You Like It? It’s Orange Sunshine.”-A hip-hop drumbeat with distorted synth noises dominates the track, along with spoken voice samples, mainly one of that of a man talking about drug use. You can also hear distorted group vocals.

“The Polaroid Picture”-An ambient pop-sounding number with acoustic guitar, synthesizer, distorted voices, and weird sound effects. It ends with strange clacking noises.

“Nature’s Inna Rage”-An electro rock piece dominated by drum machine, distorted guitar, and synth. The distorted lead vocals have a Zack dela Rocha-like tone, but more deeper. You also hear a chipmunk-like voice at one point.

“Dripping, Oozing, Replicating.”-The song starts in a mutated Beatles-like form, with acoustic guitar, distorted vocals, and synthesizer. It leads into a freak-out with voices and random synth effects, with the acoustic guitar becoming a little bit faint. The song increases in tempo and develops a pop-style drumbeat with electric guitar. This sounds like Todd Tamanend Clark completely losing his mind. It gets all tropical, but in a mutated way, at the end.

“Magnetic Resonance”-This is a progressive rock electric guitar melody backed by distorted voices to accompany it.

“It’s in the Static”-A jazzy hip-hop drumbeat appears with saxophone, slow-motion voice, and a series of spacey electronic effects.

“Exchange Your Mind for a Bomb”-A mildly psychedelic piece with backwards string samples, an EDM drumbeat and a deep spoken word recital that sounds like it is spoken in a Matrix-like tone. It also has distorted digital noises to accompany it. The vocals have some reverb by the end. What makes this piece even more psychedelic is that the voice talks about a nuclear bomb that is the size of a grapefruit!

You can check out stuff from the Electric Grandfather at: https://soundcloud.com/theelectricgrandfather

An Analysis of The Warner Bros. Album by the Residents (1971)

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Here’s another review of a Residents demo tape. This time, it is not an actual review. It is an analysis of the band’s most anarchic-sounding psychedelic work, The Warner Bros. Album. The picture above was the cover of the actual tape box. Allow me to explain its partial history.

From late 1970-mid 1971, the band that became the Residents recorded an album of 40 songs, all of them on a reel-to-reel tape, made with a very low budget and with crude instruments, and sent it to Warner Bros. Records in hopes of getting a recording contract with the label. The band sent it to that label because the label’s A&R manager, Hal Haverstadt, helped signed Captain Beefheart, who was a major influence for the project, to the label. When listening to the tape, Mr. Haverstadt was horrified, and probably psychologically-scarred, when he heard the music, and wondered what was the reason behind it. So, Hal rejected it, and since there was no name given on the return address, he sent it simply to “The Residents”. The photo below is the actual back cover of the original tape.

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Let me try to give a theoretical history of this mighty weird album.

In 1969, Captain Beefheart & the Magic Band released what was their most critically-acclaimed work, Trout Mask Replica. The album was considered to be one of the weirdest albums in rock music history. A year later, the Residents just finished recording a demo tape of desolate experimental psychedelic rock called Ballad of Stuffed Trigger. When the Residents bought a copy of Trout Mask Replica and listened to it for the first time, the band really liked the music, and thought that they could do the same. The band were recently discovered by Philip Lithman, a British musician who later became known as Snakefinger, as well as the Bavarian avant-garde composer N. Senada, whose existence is widely disputed. In fact, N. Senada was rumored at one point to be Captain Beefheart (real name Don Van Vliet) because the same house that Trout Mask Replica was recorded in was located on “Ensenada Drive” in Woodland Hills, California. When 1969 ended, Flower Power and the hippie generation were still becoming popular even as the 1960’s ended. Charles Bobuck, a member of the Residents, did gave out on the Residents website the history of “Moonman”, a pre-Residents track recorded on the day of the moon landing in July 1969. He said that at that time, the band liked to go to Psilocybin Beach and take psychedelic mushrooms, run around naked and then completely losing their minds. So, I think that this could mean that drug use played a role in the making of The Warner Bros. Album. When Snakefinger joined forces with the Residents, he took a violin with him, and the band began to make music. N. Senada also helped the Residents in their music at this point, too.

When the band tried to record something for Warner Bros. Records, I think stuff such as William S. Burroughs, Looney Tunes cartoons, Richard Nixon, The Beatles, guerilla art and grindhouse films all played a key role in the making of this tape. The Residents were a bunch of hyper-hippies at this point, and maybe the recording studio that the tape was made in was a living room that was covered in a bunch of psychedelic posters and strange junk. I also read on Discogs that the artwork, perhaps the back cover art, was done by N. Senada himself. The instruments used for the album included detuned acoustic guitar, violin (played by Snakefinger), drums, various percussion instruments, harmonica, low-watt electric guitar, distorted electric bass, kazoo, saxophone, barroom piano, upright bass, and tape effects (I’ll explain them later). According to The Cryptic Guide to the Residents, “strange liner notes” were designed for the inside of the tape box, and I guess the liner notes were a stream-of-conscious rant that was literally typed.

If Warner Bros. Records considered releasing The Warner Bros. Album, they would probably market it to stores under the label’s own categories, such as “Free-Form Comedy Noise”, “Sub-Surface Infiltration”, “Hillbilly Dada”, “Velvet Waste”, or “Discombobulated Country”.

I also have two theories about the album’s artwork:

  1. The back cover of the tape shows guerilla-style artwork with figures that are (1) a schoolgirl who was one of the Residents’ friends when they were very young, and (2) Richard Nixon’s head on Mr. Peanut’s body, who is holding a plate with what appears to be a skyscraper. I’m thinking that this was a political statement, talking about Richard Nixon’s policies during the Vietnam War.
  2. The inside artwork, which could be for the gatefold, consists of what I think could’ve been either: (1) Looney Tunes cartoon characters looking completely stoned, (2) various doodles of weird things, or (3) a group photo of the Residents during the recording of the album.

Let me give an analysis of some of the tracks heard on The Warner Bros. Album. However, I’m not going to describe all of them, since that would be a big waste of time.

“The Mad Sawmill of Copenhagen, Germany” is a piece full of droning electric guitar, ukulele, jazzy drums, electric bass, harmonica and piano. The way the electric guitar was played sounds like it was fed through a broken fuzzbox, making it sound like an out-of-tune Indian instrument.

“Baby Skeletons & Dogs” features rather cartoonish lyrics, which describes things such as “an American dream” and a “washing machine”. I think the song was referencing America in the 1950’s.

“Stuffed Genital” is a short instrumental that consists of a recording of metal percussion and a cheap horn, and then the recording was gradually sped-up.

The track “A Merican Fag” has a little kid singing along with the Residents to this song. It sounds a bit creepy if the lyrics are any indication! Maybe the little kid is Lana Flynn, the daughter of Homer Flynn, one of the founders of the Cryptic Corporation, the Residents’ business management.

“Going to Arcata Blues” references Arcata, a city in Northern California that is located in Humboldt County. This track has a sound collage consisting of random hippies in the studio shouting random slogans typical of the Counterculture. You can also hear a couple of women’s voices, which could perhaps be girlfriends of a couple members of the band. At the same time of the recording of this track, Snakefinger and N. Senada appeared on a college radio station in Arcata, where they were performing a composition composed by N. Senada himself for saxophone and violin. This live broadcast was officially released on the Residents’ 1991 rarities compilation Daydream B-Liver, which was released on CD by Residents fan club label UWEB (Uncle Willie’s Eyeball Buddies).

“Black Velvet Original” can be best described as a hillbilly tape speed experiment, featuring violin, acoustic guitar, and percussion. Note that when the violin is sped-up, it sounds like a fiddle.

“Christmas Morning Foto” was an instrumental that was a free jazz piece featuring out-of-tune saxophone, acoustic and electric guitar, and percussion. This also experimented with tape speed effects because a majority of this piece, particularly the guitars and percussion, sound a bit warped.

“Snot & Feces Live at the Grunt Festival” is an instrumental consisting of a recording of acoustic guitar and drums. This time, the tape was gradually slowed down to achieve a desolate effect.

“Oh Yeah Upp Bop Shu Bop” is a free-form mix of country noise and doo-wop that sounds like an extreme attempt at impersonating both Dion & the Belmonts and the Legendary Stardust Cowboy all at the same time. The way the instruments were played sounds like the tape was warped and distorted a little, and had new vocals overdubbed on top. The lead vocals sound like a teenage hippie, and the background vocals sound like characters from The Simpsons.

The lead vocal on “Ohm is Where the Art Is” sounds strangely like Paul McCartney. A rumor was told thousands of times, particularly in Australia, that the Residents were in fact the Beatles!

“Concerto in R Flat Minor II” has a faint spoken word segment that is partially unintelligible. Some of the stuff I hear in the monologue include “Minnesota”, “special impact”, and “defective”. I posted the song to a Facebook group I made called “The Pre-Sidents: The Residents Before 1974”, and a person named Gary Childs commented:

“It sounds like he’s reading a product warranty. He’s saying the product will be replaced if it is defective.

This sounds like an example of “found object art”. He is reading the warranty label from some product. It’s like a boiler plate legal statement written by a lawyer from some corporation.”

Similarly, the album Music to Eat by the Hampton Grease Band, also from 1971, had lyrics read from encyclopedia pages and a can of spray paint.

Good ears, Gary! I’m very proud of you!

“Love Theme from a Major Motion Picture” is perhaps the only piece on the album to be more “commercial”, because it is a majestic piano tune. Since the album was rejected by Warner Bros., it counts as a failed attempt at a film score.

“Prelude for Accordion, Sousaphone, and French Horn”, a piece made for those three instruments, sounds like a mix of Louisiana carnival music, Captain Beefheart, and cheap parade music.

“Short Circuit Comes to Town I” is a 7-second snippet of noise that always intrigued me as if what was used to make the strange noises heard in it. I posted the whole snippet to a Facebook group I joined called “WIERD INSTRUMENT TRIBE”, and I was told in the comments:

“Off the top of my head, sounds like metallic friction (like a brake disc) taped at 7.5 ips and played back at 15–or something like that.”

“It sounds like an overdriven electric guitar picked way up near the pickups”

“Cymbal, tom and a guitar played between saddle and bridge plus the recording is played back faster and its distorted like hell.”

“Short Circuit Comes to Town II” is a 6-second snippet of noise that sounds similar to the first, but this time it sounds like the Residents played a duel between a slide guitar played Hawaiian style and an electric guitar that sounds like it was played on the 5th and 6th strings, muted and distorted. This recording was gradually sped-up with a violin and jazz drums overdubbed on top of it.

There’s also a short untitled track near the end of the album which consists of distorted electric guitar, percussion, violin, and tribal chanting. I think this was the Residents trying to channel Frank Zappa’s 1966 track “The Return of the Son of Monster Magnet”, but only by under 30 seconds.

And finally, the intro to the noise track “Psychedelic and Orgasmic Finale I” has a strange grating noise. I posted the song to the same “WEIRD INSTRUMENT TRIBE” Facebook group and asked what was used to create that sound, and a person commented:

“Sounds like they’re bowing a violin’s strings with a rusty warped hand cranked wheel.”

The rest of the track consists of grating violin, drums, sloppy electric bass, out-of-tune penny whistle, and a bunch of free-form guitar noise that sounds like the guitar player turned up the volume of the amplifier all the way up, complete with the drive setting, and just made out-of-tune noise and mechanical feedback. An extreme attempt at trying to overcome the Velvet Underground!

In the “The Pre-Sidents: The Residents Before 1974”, Facebook group, my Facebook friend William Reinhardt commented on my Warner Bros. Album-related post:

BTW, my ‘falling out’ with the Residents was over selling ‘WBA’ & ‘Baby Sex’ Reel-to-Reel dubs from the masters in the original silk screened tape box boxes (as shown above) a special gift to me for radio play on my KBOO show.\ I was in a desperate period for cash and is something I have regretted ever since! (Whoever is in possession of these one of a kind tapes has the rarest of collectibles). Their early Sycamore St. studio was simply a mixer and a 2 track and 4 track 1/4 inch recorders, as i recall.”

Mr. Reinhardt was a radio DJ who worked at KBOO FM in Portland, Oregon. He was one of the guys who helped the Residents become popular. He even broadcasted the entire Warner Bros. Album on radio in 1977!

That’s pretty much my analysis of The Warner Bros. Album.